Archive - It Would Be Nice If the Giants Weren't Bad

Pros and cons of the Melvin extension

The what-have-yous will have to wait for another day

Jul 3 •

Getting funky in here

Smell-wise, not music wide. Also, the smell is a metaphor.

Jul 1 •

June 2025

Time for the finger pointing game!

Everyone loves assigning blame for things!

Jun 26 •

A new plan at second base

Because the old plan couldn't hit

Jun 24 •

Wasn't Rafael Devers supposed to fix the offense singlehandedly?

What happened to that? I liked that.

Jun 19 •

Who cares what position a guy plays when he can sock some dingers?

Abbott and Costello did their routine before the DH. Lucky them.

Jun 17 •

What to make of two wins against the Rockies

I mean, it's better than two losses. I guess we can start there.

Jun 12 •

Regarding the city of Los Angeles, you do, in fact, gotta hand it to them

Issuing a correction on a previous post of mine

Jun 10 •

WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL

Jun 5 •

Jerar Encarnación will save us!

I mean, unless sliders exist, but what are the odds of that?

Jun 3 •

May 2025

Why are the Giants so bad against pitchers?

The eternal question

May 29 •

Jesus Christ, Rockies

Just in the colloquial sense. I'm not introducing them.

May 27 •

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