Sitemap - 2021 - It Would Be Nice If the Giants Weren't Bad
So how'd I do predicting the season?
Time to get disappointed by a court case taking on MLB's antitrust exemption!
So how's that lockout going, Robbo?
Who the heck is Giants owner George Drysdale?
So it's just gonna be like this for a while
Some thoughts on the Hall of Fame
What do the owners even add anyway?
The perfect free agent for the Giants to sign is crap never mind he's gone
Something for all of baseball to be thankful for this year
Is baseball falling behind in crypto?
Welcome to Getting Mad At Baseball Writers For Award Votes season!
What would Scott Boras say about the other Giants free agents?
Warning: pictures and video of Trump inside
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it
Well, it's gonna be the stupid Braves and the stupid Astros
C'mon, like the Dodgers are really gonna lose this series
This was never going to be easy
The Giants played inspired baseball on the last weekend of the regular season
Why aren't the Giants drawing a lot of fans?
The Cardinals, people. The goddamn St Louis Cardinals
Wait, the final road trip of the year?
Apparently bullpen games aren't magic?
The postseason: Like the season, but postier
It is nice that the Giants are good
You have to lose big to win big
Good teams lose dozens of games a year, you know
What if the City Connect jerseys are actually magic?
The talent agent says "What an act! What do you call it?" The guy says "The Aristomets!"
It's time for Giants History Korner!
What happens when you choose to be horrible
A reliever gave up several runs, so I had to send him racist messages
Please, popular baseball media, keep hyping up the Dodgers
Who might the Giants trade away?
Who the heck is Giants owner Charles Johnson?
I don't like Nolan Arenado and Paul Goldschmidt
Pete Alonso sure hit a lot of dingers last night
What if Brandon Crawford keeps it up all year?
San Francisco Giants, please send Hector Sanchez a City Connect jersey
I am on vacation, so please enjoy this video of a baby elephant copying his mom
Hey, uh, Austin Slater sure hasn't been very good, has he?
Baseball is getting into cryptocurrency? FUCK YEAH.
What is the Giants' best outfield configuration?
Cataloguing everyone in the dugout's reactions to the Yaz slam
The new thing is spin rate so let's talk about spin rates
The Giants didn't play the worst game in franchise history on Sunday
In praise of slowly moving relievers through the minors
Farhan Zaidi has reshaped the offense in his image
We have more information about who the heck Giants owner Scott Seligman is
So you just embarrassed yourself at Coors Field
Your first place San Francisco Giants
The 2021 Gentleman's Challenge
Judging players based on small samples
Just a little low-key system gaming
I veto the "Johnny Cueto is hurt" resolution
Are the Giants now a pitching-first team?
Madison Bumgarner isn't on the Giants, and (whispers) that's a good thing
What we learned from the first weekend of the year
Which Giants are going to have incredible career years in 2021?
Who the heck is Giants owner Nancy Olsen?
They're making changes in the minors
Will bad things still happen even if I think they won't?
This year, I'm just gonna believe the ludicrous Spring Training stats
Who the heck is Giants owner Arthur Kern?
Buster Posey lined a single to right field
People are overlooking that Kevin Mather called Mike Leake a dick
It'll be nice to have an ultra-hateable Dodger again
Spring Training is almost here!
Who the heck is Giants owner David Schnell?
In praise of not thinking about Donald Trump every day
It's really not that difficult to not text a woman a picture of your penis
The pros and cons of baseball stars not being able to blow up their teams
Words without the burden of meaning